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Bee Hive Hockey Photo Museum    

 
  

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Beer Store
Find the nearest beer store and its hours!!
This is important stuff!!!

 

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United States Hockey League

Hockey Night in Asia, click to go to Homepage
 
 
   in Kingston The Internet Hockey Database
  NHL Player Search

  
Full story on Thomas Junta     More!!!
Article on hockey violence and how it relates to off-ice problems
Article on sports rage
Book on hockeys dark side
 
 
 
LetsGoPens.com
 

   
 

JohnnyBower.netJohnnyBower.net

 
The Hewitt Family  He shoots---he scores!!!!!!
 


HockeyTradeRumors.com
 
Pulling the Goalie: Coaches website
 
Mad about hockey, for the last century and a halfMad about hockey, for the last century and a half  
 
Backyard Rinks Ltd
 
 


Hockey Development Centre for Ontario

Coaches manuals, drill books, etc.
Shop on-line or call for free brochure 1-888-THE-HDCO
www.hdco.on.ca

Who says men don't remember anniversaries!!!
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in
their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for
him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of
coffee in front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She
watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his
coffee. 'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she steps into
the room, 'Why are you down here at this time of night?'

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'Do you remember 20 years ago
when we were dating, and you were only 16?' he asks solemnly.
'Yes I do' she replies.

The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. 'Do you
remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car making love?
'Yes, I remember' said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued. 'Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun
in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send
you to jail for 20 years'?'
'I remember that too' she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said
'I would have gotten out today.'

 

CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE BEER DRINKER

  'Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in
  the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink
  this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be
  shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.' 
~ Jack Handy
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'I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. '
~Frank Sinatra
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'When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.' 
~ Henny Youngman
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'24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not.' 
~ Stephen Wright
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'Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but
the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.' 
~ Dave Barry
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BEER: HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE 3000 B.C.!!! 
~ 'Unknown'
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And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers.
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo
Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: 'Well ya see, Norm, it's
like this A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest
buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest
ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good
for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the
whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest
members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as
fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we
know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and
weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer
eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few
beers.'

Kingston Men